I'm back!

Hey faggots I'm back! After school started back up last spring, it was a while before I had access to this account again, at which point I decided to stop doing this blog because John Soloman and the other people weren't criticizing good comics anymore.

A couple of weeks ago, some things happened that changed my mind. First, when I started physics class, I saw that my teacher had pasted up a bunch of xkcd comics on the wall. Since xkcd is shit, and I have already explained why, this made me angry. Fortunately, I snuck in early one day and drew dicks all over all of them so they had to be taken down.

Then another thing happened. Someone I thought was my friend linked, on Facebook, an Achewood comic. Now I haven't written about why Achewood is shit (hint: it's a furry comic that's never funny) so this was forgivable, but I still unfriended him because he's a fucking furry faggot. (That's called illiteration, for those of you who aren't in honors English.) But this made me think: If people are still linking to Achewood and xkcd and Dinosaur Comics, then my job isn't yet finished. So I'm back, dicks and cunts, and I'm taking the internet with me. Look for my Achewood review by the end of the week.